Sai: Okay, so Naruto, Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, Easter bunny, unicorn and Sakura are walking down the street. Ok? They notice Sasuke's picture on the ground. Which one will pick it up?
Naruto: I know I'm gonna regret this but...I dunno. Which one is going to pick it up?
Sai: NARUTO! Since those other creatures don't exist and everyone knows Naruto bends over for Uchiha!
Naruto: ...
Sakura: ...
Sai: I'm so LOL